I'm in Dubai right now. Amazing place, but and I can't access Twitter. I get a friendly site blocked page telling me that what I'm writing on Twitter, and what my friends are writing, is inconsistent with some kind of religious, cultural, political, and moral values that the good people of the United Arab Emirates are trying to defend.

I'd love to know what those values are, so I could try to be a bit more consistent with those. I should definitely start writing about money, luxury, booze, women, and private islands so I can be on the white list again. Gosh, it's so difficult to be considered nowadays!